Wednesday, May 16, 2007

The Crunchy Cons May Want to Skip This Post

I friend just sent me this website and I hope he knows that there is no way this is not going on my blog.

The perfect Father's Day gift
. Especially for the father of a large family. Especially for the rich, white, Republican father in your life. Which sadly leaves my husband out. On two counts.

Maybe I'll just get him a chainsaw.


Jamie Carin and Claudio Romano said...

ROFLROFLROFL!!!!!!!! That is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time!!!

Edward said...

Personally, Mary, I think it's garrulously vulgar.
I mean, why give these people any more attention than they deserve?

When Gore or one of his ilk speak or whine out an opinion, they should be regarded only momentarily - as one does a prattling one year old. Smile, nod the head and say something like: "Really? Oh, I see. Yeah."
Then go on with reality.

Madeline said...

Edward, I knew all along you were a flip-flop wearin', seal-savin', tree-hugger.

I, on the other hand, love vulgar garrulousness! My only problem with this company's practice is that they appear to kill the trees too quickly. I'd rather they strip a tree somewhere around the base so that it dies slowly, and in agony.

Here's a question: "If trees screamed, would we be so cavalier about chopping them down?"

Answer: "We might, if they screamed all the time and for no good reason."

Great post!

Edward said...

That's incredible, Madeline.
We hardly know each other and you already see right through me.

But you forgot to mention the fact that I also frequent nudist colonies.
And so what?!
You may be ashamed of YOUR body, but I'm not.

not ashamed of MY body.
I perhaps would be ashamed of yours.;)